I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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