Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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