She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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