with your own penis?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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