the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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