brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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