Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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