we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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