My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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