So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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