Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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