I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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