Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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