Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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