Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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