found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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