She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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