So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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