Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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