he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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