Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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