i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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