Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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