i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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