considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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