How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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