i don't like sucking hair
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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