The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We have started to decorate penises.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
