whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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