i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
