It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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