Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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