Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is wine microwaveable?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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