guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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