For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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