hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
