My nipple is on Facebook.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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