Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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