On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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