i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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