i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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