i would punch a child for taco bell
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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