did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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