best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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