Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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