Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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