Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
NoShamevember. You game?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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