im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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