am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
