You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
