Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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