I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
