Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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