i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
God, I missed his penis.
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