and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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