that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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