Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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