Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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